Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

25 Responses to “Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard”

  1. RandallDavidson says:

    @dodojardin @cascer1 @akaalawadhi @Smashmaterflex You four people are absolutely retarded. The Onion is a parody channel. They make up FAKE newscasts.

  2. indahkal00 says:

    it is worth to watch, and good movie! :) rate*8,5/10* as I watched at BestMovieEver. n e t

  3. dodojardin says:

    retarded

  4. pitt5truct0r says:

    The abortion went well

  5. cascer1 says:

    i hate the wheel… takes much longer to type… and just 90 minutes? my laptop works for 5 hours…

  6. akaalawadhi says:

    That’s just stupid invention 45 minutes just to send an email

    garbage

  7. SmashMaterFlex says:

    whoo 19min! pees o crap. neat idea tho.

  8. dapenguin64 says:

    @SIKVIDEOSANDCLTHES Dude, its the onion.

  9. SIKVIDEOSANDCLTHES says:

    @dreadfull345: why do you feel sorry? i use final cut pro, pro tools, photoshop, illustrator, dreamweaver… explain how the (with all do respect) hell this would benefit an apple computer user like myself? please let me know… thanks!

  10. dreadfull345 says:

    @SIKVIDEOSANDCLTHES OMG LOL are you serious?! You are too funny and I feel sorry for you XD

  11. SIKVIDEOSANDCLTHES says:

    wow, really!?! come on, how lazy can you really be?!? that looks like the biggest headache ever! they even said in the video it took him 45 minutes to send an email… that’s ridiculous! stick with what you know, and what works best… not just another marketing scam! sorry apple i love you, but this is too much!

  12. lovelee182 says:

    the assumptive doctor did not accept our personal check…LOL
    the Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan’s “Ecrits” to the abortion doctor…WTF!!lol

  13. GGGiL00 says:

    lol i was freakin out cause i thought it was real, i was like wtf

  14. Beeevaaa says:

    @catuinousawsome LOL it’s a joke…

  15. Beeevaaa says:

    “Virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit”

  16. EgaoNoGenki says:

    @Tommytheboy123 Cool, man. Where exactly would you find this insider info?

  17. jgrimes8146 says:

    @WyattNyte15 the babbling baby baked brownies with the amiable crocodile

  18. Pure2Trance says:

    @WyattNyte15 hahah yes! “the abortion when well”

  19. Tommytheboy123 says:

    @EgaoNoGenki
    They made a video of selecting characters and jut put a plate over the keyboard while the video way playing in fullscreen

  20. KABOOMAGE says:

    ahaha!! This vid is so funny!

  21. kidsomers94 says:

    this is a joke i hope u guys know haha

  22. tardmonkey20000 says:

    lol this video introduced me to The Onion and i was really weirded out because of the stupidity of the Mcabook Wheel

  23. WyattNyte15 says:

    Anyone else here read the ‘predictive sentence’ part at 1:06?

  24. EgaoNoGenki says:

    @live4pink96 Hey, you! Sometimes I’ve spent an hour-plus on my regular keyboard typing one and I type 70+ words per minute.

  25. EgaoNoGenki says:

    So the Macbook Wheel was CLEARLY a joke. As Apple doesn’t really make any of those, how did the Onion get ahold of that physical device anyhow?

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